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Heather_Laine The biggest breasted mamma around!
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hi y'all! okay, well, i may not have the biggest breasts around-but i like them and i have certainly never had a complaint about them ever! in fact, a lot of people like my breasts. so when i was kind of stuck for a name i decided to go with my breasts, seeing as they had never steered me wrong yet! although i do sort of tend to attract weirdos who think i must be some super slut just because i have cute breasts. sorry to disappoint guys, but you'll get over it. and i lied above when i said that i had never had a complaint about my breasts. because i've had one complaint. i was wearing this funny blue shirt that i got on sale, kind of the color of cookie monsters fur, and my friend jonathon who i had just met after not seeing him for like, 5 or 6 years, told me that it made my boobs look saggy. and i'll be honest with you, it hurt, it really did. i mean, i since have not had a complaint about them, and i have recieved a lot of compliments about my boobs so i guess i am kind of proud of them. i mean, i'm not incredibly sexy or cute, but i am pretty cute with really nice breasts. so thank you for reading this dedication to my breasts. i appreciate it!
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<-- "IT'S ELECTRIC!" ha ha!TASTELESS JOKES, TASTELESS JOKES, READ MINE, SEND YOURS!!!One day 6 of the seven dwarves are sitting around. Happy comes running in shouting, "i won a trip to see the pope!" and all the dwarves start cheering and going, "oh good, we can ask him now!" so they get there and they push dopey forward. "Ask him, ask him!" so dopey says, "are there nuns in alaska?" and the pope answers, "why yes my son, there are nuns in alaska." at this the dwarves urge him again, "ask him the next one, ask him the next one!" so dopey asks the pope, "are there black nuns in alaska?" the pope thinks for a second and answers, "why yes my son, there are black nuns in alaska." the dwarves start insising, "ask him the last one, ask him the last one!" so dopey says to the pope, "are there midget black nuns in alaska?" the pope thinks about this for a second. "no my son, i'm afraid there are no midget black nuns in alaska." the dwarves start shouting, "dopey screwed a penguin, dopey screwed a penguin!"
This guy walks into a bar and sees this jar of money sitting there. so he asks the bartender, "what's with the money?" the bartender says 'oh, well...you see that tough guy over there? you have to knock him out with one punch." "oh" says the guy. "and that dog that's sitting outside? he's rabid and you've got to pull his tooth." "all right," says the man. "oh, and there's one more thing. there's this old lady upstairs, hasn't had a good lay in years, and you've gotta' make her scream." The guy says, "well, lemme think about this." he sits down at the bar, has a couple of beers and says, "okay, i'll do it!" he walks over to the tough guy, BAM! one punch and he knocks the guy out. he goes outside and you hear the dog howling in pain. he staggers inside and says, "okay, where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"
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GUYS ALISON AND I PICKED UP AT THE MARYLAND REN FEST, FALL OF 1998. . . 1) Dustin 2) John #1 3) John #2 4) John #3 5)John #4 6) Troy 7) R.C. 8) Paul 9) those cute egyptian guys who tried to give us beer! (yeah, as if! we're underage and would never, ever consume alcohol! ever!) if you didn't make this years list, but would like to be on next years, feel free to come visit! operators are standing by! HELLO?!?! to any and all of the people who hit my webpage, even if you're a satisfied customer returning, please sign the guestbook. i'm obsessed with knowing who all you people are and why you came to check out my page! please!
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5-6-99 'good morning, harford county!' let's see, i aced one of my finals, yeah me! then i bombed one today. and this totally cute guy from my biology class, the final i just failed, came in the library and sat down next to me. and he talked to me too! and today in class he asked me to get a pencil for him. alison doesn't like him though, because he's got a blonde patch of hair on his head, but the rest of his hair is dark. she says it makes him look like a skunk. but skunks are kinda' cute, right? *smiles* anywho! for any of you who know me, you would know that i dated this guy phil for a few weeks a while back?...i was driving yesterday and this total asshole pulled out in front of my car. guess who? phil! eww! and i was on my way back from visiting an ex boyfriend who i still kind of like (ron!). alison and i got HFStival tickets saturday morning around 9, nine thirty. never mind that we stayed out all night long and i slept for 45 minutes in the parking lot at denny's. i flashed these hot guys friday night at harford mall when we were leaving and i stole some guys shoe. and check it, i saw this guy here at HCC, steve, who i met in line for my HFStival tickets-hottie, can you say?!! i can, 'steve is a hottie!' and he recognized me first, do a little dance... if you're at all interested in any of these stories, e-mail me and i'd be all too happy to explain. okay? cool. life...is good. well, i'm off. later y'all!
*WELCOME!!*i would just like to say, hello to all you new people who are fortunate enough to have wandered onto my site! nice to meet you! wow, nice, firm handshake! to all my friends, HI! ain't i just the crazy one? so, i'd like to say hi to the following 'peeps':
HI ALISON! you are a nut, and that's why you're so
damned sexy! (that and you hang out with alot!)*smiles
HI BEN!!! ben is 14 and in his second year at college! crazy, aint' it? SLADE! ha ha. he's a BITCH! bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! hee hee
HI AMY!!! amy is cool, a little psycho, but hey,who isn't right? she's into japanese anime. i don't like it much, but i do think sailor moon is pretty spiffy!
HI SARAH!! she was my friend back in kindergarten,when i was funny looking and sniffed glue...oh wait, that was this morning! seriously, she'salways been there 4 me and i love her 2 death!
HI JOHN!i went to church with john for years and even though he is now a heathen who does weird sexual things and eats ribs like an animal, probably also the way he makes love,he's still a pretty cool guy. not to mention a wonderful friend, who i definately do not deserve! of course, neither did the ribs! *smiles*
i'd like to thank you for visiting my webpage. i hope you found it informative and stimulating. actually, i just hope you didn't think it sucked! THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!!
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i hate when people say 'this web page is under constrction' so...my webpage is simply, experiencing a growth spurt. a v-e-r-y, v-e-r-y, slow... growth spurt. so be patient, okay?
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Okay, well i'm a really cool person who does lots of fun stuff. not included in my list of things i like to do are, juggling and devilsticking. and hanging out at renaissance festivals. oh, and by the way, i do not ski. i love to ice skate but i would never ever ski! so DON'T ask!:�Books/Magazines�Comedy�Latin Culture�Movies/TV�Music: Country�Music: Dance Music�Music: Rock and Pop�Pubs and Clubs�Religion�School/College�Shopping�Socialising�Sports: Ice Hockey PLEASE Sign My Guestbook!View My Guestbook
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hack and slash
great guys from maryland ren fest! my complete and total favorite act-and they be edicated 2!
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my buddy alison!
we picked up SO many hot guys at the ren fest this year! GO US, GO US!!! check it out, she's awesome!
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